- Anti Joke

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty