Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Equal rights!

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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