So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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