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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Faithful men.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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