- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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