- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

breasts

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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