- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

breasts

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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