what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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