what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Where's my tractor?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

su algato es en fuego

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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