Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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