Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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