- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Man U

Face...the other white meat!

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Katy Perry

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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