Where's my baby??

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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#Getweird

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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