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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

an american walks out of a strip club.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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