Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

rent a cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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