- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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