- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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