- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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