- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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