- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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