You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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