- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Good job, son.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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