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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

All of these jokes are about white people

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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