Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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haha

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Refridgerator.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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