- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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