- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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