What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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My Nan, that is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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