Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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