a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Double-whammy

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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