- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

karn chevalier

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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