A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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UN

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Anti Joke

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