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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

a irish man walks past a bar

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

your so fat. your fat!

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