Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Anti Joke

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