The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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kieran is a homosexual

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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lewis=cardiac

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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