Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Prostitution is bad.......

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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