- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Women's rights.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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