- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Knock Knock? Come in.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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