- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Guest what in the butt

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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