A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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