- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What hurts like hell? HELL

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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