- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Sam Hengal.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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