what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Chuck Norris.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

YOU

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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