what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Everybody will die

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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