- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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