What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Can anyone Lenin money?

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Your Mom The End.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What is green and slow Grass.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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