- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

I will create more jobs for americans

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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