whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A house comes around the corner.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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