- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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