- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

it was all Tagart

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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