- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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