Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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