What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

womans having rights.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

knock knock? come in

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

knock knock Goodbye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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