- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

salad days!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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