- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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