Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

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