Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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