- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Dane Cook makes a joke.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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