- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

what did one computer say to the other .........

Okay.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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