What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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what goes boo a sock

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

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