- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

A miserable man committed suicide.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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