- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Blacks

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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